Potty Talk

So I had the best conversation today. With a 3 year old. Here's how it went....

L: Mimmi - you wanna use my potty?
Me: Um sure! Can I move the dora seat?
L: Yeah
Me: Well there's no T.P.
L: Ah shoot! I get you some!

(Now I'm messing with my hair in the mirror)

L: Oh I get you a hair tie mimi!
Me: It's ok L I'll leave it down, I was just playin with my hair!
L: (Now digging threw the drawer looking for the hair tie) I KNOW there's one in here somewhere!!
Me: Hey L, why is there already pee in the toilet
L: Oh, It's mine.
Me: Well, why don't you flush?!
L: Cause my dad doesn't. Do you flush?
Me: Ya! We are supposed to flush silly!
L: Nah. You need to flush when you poop. But not me. Cause dad doesn't unless he poops.
Me: (Now laughing my guts out!) Well girls need to flush - ALL the time!
L: Well do you always wipe too?
Me: Yes! Do you not?!
L: ummmmmNOPE!
Me: What!! Why!
L: I just don't like to!
Me: Well we should always do that too
L: Nah, make sure you do though ok?!
Me: lol ok L

Then she ran away! Funniest thing ever!!